Posted on 01/05/2016 12:30:08 AM PST by This_far
BILLINGS - A woman accused of attacking her boyfriend on New Year's Day with a broomstick and candlestick was charged Monday in Yellowstone County Justice Court.
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(Sheldon went to Bozeman)
Well, look at the bright side. His year will likely get better from there.
We shall put you on the optimist list... eh, maybe just a tick mark denoting such (in case ya want to change yer mind)
Broom and candle? Was she wearing a black hat and cackling too? Or does this just remind me of MY old gf?/s
I grew up in a town next to where ‘cackling’ canckles went to college.
(it was known as hungry hill, the college, not for her, but the location)
Being of similar ages and having cruised the campus... I still get heebie jeebies thinking about it.
Was Hillary out there at that time?
The moment when the magic is gone.
My worst nightmare.
On something?? I know it wasn’t beautifying drugs...
She did the deed...in The Library!
He never had a CLUE it was coming.
Bozites.
“George did admit she had injected methamphetamine earlier that day”
well, there is that.
You beat me to it!
Yeah, well...I’m on Central Daylight Time.
Have a cuppajoe and catch up!
“Bozites.”
Ya got a problem with folks from Bozeman?
there’s always the dancing school to the north west.
“Was Hillary out there at that time?”
To be fair, she wasn’t THAT bad! ;D
Did she also bonk him on the head with The Grande Grimoire?
Sheldon: It will take me a few days to get settled. After I do, I will e-mail you detailed PDFs containing diagrams and instructions that will guide you through packing and shipping the rest of my possessions to Bozeman, Montana. In the meantime, please forward my mail.
Leonard: Any place specific or just the Bozeman, Montana Loony Bin?
Sheldon: I sense you’re making a joke, but Bozeman does have a comedy club called The Loony Bin, so do not forward my mail there.
Howard: Oh, come on. So you were the victim of a crime. That’s part of life. When my great-grandfather first came to this country, he put all his hopes and dreams into this little butcher shop he ran on the Lower East Side of New York. You know what happened? Every customer who walked into that butcher shop and asked for a pound of liver, got ripped off. But, those people moved on, and so should you.
Sheldon: I am moving on. I’m going to be a Bozite.
Leonard: They call themselves Bozites?
Sheldon: They should. It’s one of the first things I plan to bring up upon arrival.
When you have the guts to come to Bozeman, I’ll show you around.
My ancestors are judges and attorneys...
You, I assume, are a city fella...
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