Clinton: Aliens may have visited us already

The Hill ^ | 1-4-2016 | Jesse Byrnes

[rainee]

The jokes write themselves

[Calvin Locke]

Even the former leader of your United States of America, James Earl Carter Jr., thought he saw a UFO once. But it's been proven, he only saw the planet Venus. -- Man in Black (Jesse Ventura) X-Files, S3E20, "Jose Chung's From Outer Space"

[GreenHornet]

James Carville comes to mind.

[Spunky]

Aliens have visited alright and did a lobotomy on her.

[Leaning Right]

"He has made me personally pledge we are going to get the information out," Clinton said. "One way or another. Maybe we could have, like, a task force to go to Area 51."

Hillary talks like Area 51 is some remote region on an unexplored island somewhere. I'm guessing that Art and George will be leading the expedition. For safety sake, all expedition pith helmets will be covered with tin foil.

[Redleg Duke]

Now, if a Republican candidate would have said this, the media would be screaming for him/her to step down and seek professional help!

[OLDCU]

I knew John Podesta was not of this world.

[Sequoyah101]

One of the three remaining clintoons is proof somebody got a special visit from aliens. Maybe all three are proof of that.

[Don Corleone]

As some ancient astronaut theorists believe

[JSDude1]

Kookie Cucinich can be her Sect. of State.

[inkfarmer]

"I think we may have been [visited already]. We don't know for sure"

What the heck does that even mean? "may have"..."don't know"

There's no point of even saying it.

[DungeonMaster]

The left’s opinion on aliens is completely predictable. Proof of aliens would be disproof of the bible and they hate the bible.

[kidd]

No comment needed, is there?

Oh, this needs to be commented on as much as possible. She needs to be discredited

[Cyman]

Trouser weasels don’t count Hitlery.

[Personal Responsibility]

Of course they have. One of them is the head of the DNC.

[hal ogen]

Hillary...are any aliens gay or trannies?

[spiderpig]

“Aliens travel billions of light years just to check out our... What’s up with alien anal probing?”

MIB 2

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Hillary Clinton says that aliens may have already visited humanity. “I think we may have been [visited already]. We don’t know for sure,” the Democratic presidential front-runner said. “Do they have names like Juan and Jesus, and they clean rooms and trim shrubbery?”

[mikrofon]

Visited?? They're already part of this Administration!

[RightGeek]