Too bad my ATV carburetor is. Obama gas destroys it.
One way to cure cholesterol problems is to drink and wipe out your liver. Lots of alcoholics have totally clean blood vessels. Of course it is fatal.
Tito’s vodka. Made in Texas with corn. Gluten free. Chill the vodka.
Drink it like you would drink tequila but use sugar instead of salt. It tastes like lemon drops.
If UI give up smoking, how am I going to know what I died of?