[BroJoeK]

"I always get the Phoneticians and the Polynesians mixed up."

Polynesians are beautiful seafaring many-island dwelling people who love the color purple:

By sharp contrast, Phoenicians (who were also really good with phonetics) were sea-faring many-island dwelling people who loved the color purple:

[tumblindice]

The actor Nicholas Cage fell in love with a Hoosier Malarian and was jilted. He went berzerk and almost destroyed little Circle City.