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Man dies after condom machine explosion
The Local de ^ | 12/28/2015

Posted on 12/28/2015 12:15:40 PM PST by Responsibility2nd

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To: Squawk 8888; Responsibility2nd; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; ...
Theft may not be a capital offence but stupidity sure is.

"Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime: the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity."

--Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough For Love


41 posted on 12/28/2015 1:36:34 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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To: Responsibility2nd

What’s tragic about it?


42 posted on 12/28/2015 1:41:44 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (If Hillary were held to the same standard as Dinesh D'Souza she'd be in prison for 1,000 years.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

not your grandfather’s Germany anymore...
but that’s ok, the Fatherland is being sold out to the IslamoNazi invaders anyway


43 posted on 12/28/2015 1:42:17 PM PST by faithhopecharity (Diff tween D's and R's is that the thatD's allow the poor to be corrupt, too. (O. Levant)
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To: Responsibility2nd

it doesn’t pay to mess around with a GERMAN rubber machine!


44 posted on 12/28/2015 1:47:34 PM PST by faithhopecharity (Diff tween D's and R's is that the thatD's allow the poor to be corrupt, too. (O. Levant)
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To: Responsibility2nd

He went out with a bang.


45 posted on 12/28/2015 1:50:38 PM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

That’s because you hate women, or something . . . isn’t that what they told us when we said Sandra could go Fluke herself?


46 posted on 12/28/2015 1:50:52 PM PST by mykroar ("Never believe anything until it has been officially denied." - Otto von Bismarck)
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To: Responsibility2nd

” the condom dispenser which was positioned on a quiet street”

musta not been too quiet if they needed a condom machine there


47 posted on 12/28/2015 1:52:09 PM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

Id wager those recent peaceful immigrants don’t worry much about condoms when they’re raping those nice European girls.


48 posted on 12/28/2015 1:53:59 PM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Everyone else had to go all the way down to the pharmacy to get a condom.


49 posted on 12/28/2015 1:54:32 PM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Some nights you hunt for the condom dispenser; some nights the gummi machine hunts you.
Achtung.


50 posted on 12/28/2015 2:01:36 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

You just can’t make this stuff up.


51 posted on 12/28/2015 2:09:23 PM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Hang on here.

I did NOT die.


52 posted on 12/28/2015 2:10:34 PM PST by Lazamataz (It has gotten to the point where any report from standard news outlets must be fact-checked.)
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53 posted on 12/28/2015 2:27:44 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (With Great Freedom comes Great Responsibility)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Doesn’t Germany have a condom dispenser safety agency to prevent this sort of thing? How could the EU have let this slip through the cracks?


54 posted on 12/28/2015 2:30:16 PM PST by sphinx
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To: Responsibility2nd; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...

That “three-for-free” rule only applies in college, you dead dumbass.

DANG!


55 posted on 12/28/2015 2:35:56 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Terrorism, the thing that shall not be named by the MSM)
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To: Charles Henrickson

ROFL.. Damn glad is want drinking an adult beverage.


56 posted on 12/28/2015 2:37:25 PM PST by AFreeBird
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To: Responsibility2nd

Grenade in washing machine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhKKJ4UQ3_A


57 posted on 12/28/2015 2:44:17 PM PST by rey
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To: driftdiver

Boomvergnuegen!


58 posted on 12/28/2015 2:45:50 PM PST by oldsicilian
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To: Responsibility2nd
A Dutch boy with a V-2 rocket in his pocket. Here's your sign, sonny: Achtung Minen photo: Achtung Minen pic158s.jpg
59 posted on 12/28/2015 2:46:26 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Was he using protection?


60 posted on 12/28/2015 2:46:49 PM PST by a fool in paradise (The goal of Socialism is Communism. Marx and Lenin were in agreement on this.)
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