[COBOL2Java]

As it should be. There's a time for publicity and a time for privacy. Guess the press didn't think so.

Heh! A place of worship is alien territory for them. Probable conversation among the presstitues:

Presstitute #1: "Where the #$@% IS he?!"
Presstitute #2: [getting off phone]: "He's already in there!"
Presstitute #3: "WHAT?! How the #%@% did he get past us?!"
Presstitute #2: "He snuck in!"
Presstitute #1: "Dammit! Now what do we do?"
Presstitute #3: "Well, maybe we oughta go in?"
Presstitute #1: "GO IN?! TO...CHURCH?!"
Presstitute #2: "I ain't goin' in there!"
Presstitute #1: "I sure as hell ain't goin' in there!"

[batterycommander]

....Presstitute #1: “I sure as hell ain’t goin’ in there!” ....
A prestitute in church is a whore in church.

[kvanbrunt2]

nice post love your handle. I did the java certification and couldn’t find work. went cobol to finance manager (business unit).