omg just imagine if Donald Trump said this!
This didn’t come up just because of Donald’s “shlonged” comment did it?
Hillary knows that a presidential debate will be a long, hard affair. She may need a stiff drink to get her out on stage — but if that debate gets coctile, Trump will naturally have an advantage. The man makes many good points and he sure can drive home the big ones.
I think the word of the day is “ SCHLONGRED”. Great word. It means “badly defeated”.
My favorite coctile concoctions include cocktails like hot apple cider, cranberry wassail, and hot buttered rum.
Hot apple cider:
6 cups apple cider
1/4 cup real maple syrup
2 cinnamon sticks
6 whole allspice berries
1 orange peel, cut into strips
1 lemon peel, cut into strips
heat 5-10 minutes without boiling, add 1 cup rum just before serving
Cranberry wassail:
1/2 gallon apple cider
1/2 gallon cranberry juice
1 cup lemon juice
1 large orange, thinly sliced
24 whole cloves
1/4 cup clover honey
1/2 cup white sugar
4 cinnamon sticks
1 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1 teaspoon ground allspice
1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
Garnish:
12 fresh mint leaves
12 orange slices for garnish
simmer 10-15 minutes, add one cup bourbon or whiskey just before serving
Hot buttered rum:
1 cup unsalted butter, softened
1 (16 ounce) package confectioners’ sugar, sifted
1 pound light brown sugar, packed
1 quart vanilla ice cream, softened
cream the butter and the sugars together until smooth, add the softened ice cream and mix until a creamy consistency is obtained, Place a heaping 2 tablespoons of the frozen mix in a highball glass or coffee mug, Add 1 to 2 tablespoons dark rum, Pour over the mix 6 ounces of boiling water and stir until the mixture is melted, Sprinkle top with cinnamon or nutmeg and serve
I suspect use of “coctile” in public would be treated equally well as “niggardly” was treated in Congress.
I never thought digestion made food more desirable.
Hillary’s coctile fury over Donald Trumps niggardly use of the word “shlonged” to describe the beating she received from Obama in 2008 has driven the democrat establishment in to lamentations of horror.
Hey Hillary, I got yer coctile right here.
When Hillary got schlonged by Obama, she went into a coctile rage, had several cocktails, fell down, and was cold cocked.
Hey mate, here in Australia we prefer a Foster’s any day over a coctile.
“Every nait befowa dinna, I have a coctile,” said the man from Melbourne.
The rhetoric against the Omnibus Bill on FRee Republic has been downright cocktile.
Barack’s plans—half-baked, semi-coctile
Will keep the US deep in hock ‘til
Welfare is ended
Entitlements mended
Repubbies do nothing but mock, ‘til ...
Coctile cocktail weenies with my coctails make me feel all nice and coctile inside.
I was lucky enough to get paid the last few bucks for a job we finished for a customer, put it in the bank and bought groceries for the rest of the week-maybe I’ll fix a coctile this evening as a treat...
Christmas in the Obama economy
Is so downright disappointing-
Let’s make sure 2016 won’t end
With queen Hillary’s anointing
If she and Bill get back to DC
And live in the WH another time
We’ll have meatless soup to eat
Unless we’ve got an extra dime
And if we can afford some meat
Now and again on what we make-
Then coctile grilled chicken is
On the menu and forget the steak...
Hillary got coctiled in 2008 by Barack Obama.