[DarthFuzball]

The more anyone talks of their virtue, integrity, holiness or honor, the tighter I grip my wallet and more carefully I count the change or silverware.

From The Personal Notebooks of Lazarus Long.

Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.

[Chickensoup]

Lazurus Long...now that is a name I have not heard in quite a while.