[RansomOttawa]

Five months later Frontier Communications was still sending 'bills' showing a $ 0.00 amount due. It took a couple of phone calls to get them to stop.

That actually happens outside a comedy routine?

Write 'em a cheque for $0.00, and see what happens.

[pa_dweller]

Write 'em a cheque for $0.00, and see what happens.

I suspect what would happen is that after I wasted a check and a stamp they'd still have an open account for us. 8-)