[ProtectOurFreedom]

If only you had ignored your elders, drank coffee, and turned brown! Think of all the benefits you missed out on. You would have enjoyed a life without the shame of white privilege! You would have been able to hurl accusations of micro aggressions to anybody in earshot and retreat to the comfort of your safe space. If only we could turn back the hands of time.

[Ditter]

Yeah, I'm just a little ole white gal, powerless............and short! Shudda drank more coffee and the world would be mine!