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The fellow who complained about Cruz is Craig Mazin:

Craig Mazin (born April 8, 1971) is an American screenwriter and director.

Mazin was born in Brooklyn, New York, and moved to Marlboro Township, New Jersey when he was a teen and attended Freehold High School which inducted him into its Hall of Fame in 2010. He graduated magna cum laude with a degree in psychology from Princeton University in 1992. Mazin's freshman roommate at Princeton was Ted Cruz, now the junior U.S. Senator from Texas.

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Well, Cruz like most athletes, have smelled on occasion. But this will always wash off. His freshman roommate Mazin, on the other hand, is extremely physically UGLY. This will never wash off.