[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Cletus got hizzelf some turkey in the brine and...well, Lurlene and I might have some “personal time” atwixt the Lions LOSS and ^The Carvin’ the Bird.”

Nov. 26
Philadelphia Eagles: My Lions work backwards as long as Caldwell is running the show.
Carolina Panthers: Sorry Bendy....too little, too late for Cam. And BTW, did you know that your quarterback’s last name rhymes with HOMO?
Green Bay Packers: Not even close.

Nov. 29
Minnesota Vikings
Cincinnati Bengals
Houston Texans
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
San Diego Chargers
Kansas City Chief
New York Jets
Tennessee Titans: Dah Raydahz are fading
New York Giants: Really Bendy...what difference does it make?
Arizona Cardinals: Neeners are giving up since they lost CK.
Seattle Seahawks: RWilson comes alive...kicks ass and takes names!
New England Patriots: Brady wants to be undefeated...in his mind.
Nov. 30
Cleveland Browns: Get Jonny Feetzball out and watch the “Stains” go wild!.

[Bender2]

Browns bench Johnny Manziel for partying during bye week

Gadzooks-- They... what????

If he didn't drink... he wouldn't be Johnny--

I may have to change my pick... in the Ravens/Browns game.

NFL WEEK 12 PICKS SO FAR

Nov. 26

...............Philadelphia Eagles at Detroit Lions.........

......Carolina Panthers at Dallas Cowboys...................

...Chicago Bears at Green Bay Packers.....................

Nov. 29

..................Minnesota Vikings at Atlanta Falcons...

St. Louis Rams at Cincinnati Bengals........................

......New Orleans Saints at Houston Texans...............

............Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Indianapolis Colts.........

...............San Diego Chargers at Jacksonville Jaguars.........

Buffalo Bills at Kansas City Chiefs.....................

Miami Dolphins at New York Jets.....................

.....................Oakland Raiders at Tennessee Titans...

.....................New York Giants at Washington Redskins

.....................Arizona Cardinals at San Francisco 49ers

......Pittsburgh Steelers at Seattle Seahawks...............

.....................New England Patriots at Denver Broncos...

Nov. 30

...Baltimore Ravens at Cleveland Browns..................

After thinking about it... the Brownstains should still beat the Crab City Crew even with Johnny sitting out--

With Joe out for the year... the Ravens are Flaccoed anyway.