Laughed out loud! Good one!
Let’s all sing along with Yusuf Islam, aka Cat Stevens …
“Morning Has Broken”
Morning has broken, like the first morning
Blackbird has spoken, like the first bird
Praise for beheading, praise for the killing
Praise for the springing fresh from Sheol.
Sweet the blood’s new fall, blessings from hell
Like the first dewfall, on the first grass
Praise for the beheading in the dry desert
Flung in sinfulness where their feet pass
Mine is the moonlight, mine is the darkness
Born of the one night, Satan saw play
Praise with elation, praise every slaying
Sin’s sad creation of the sad day