[blueunicorn6]

“So, Bob, what’s that son of yours doing these days?”

“He analyzes dinosaur crap and vomit.”

“Oh, look at the time. Got to be going.”

[rdl6989]

That would be a conversation killer.

[ETL]

“So, Bob, what’s that unmarried 40-year-old virgin son of yours doing these days?”

“He’s a proctologist”

“Oh, look at the time. Got to be going.”