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It's My Birthday
11/08/15
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Posted on 11/08/2015 4:56:26 AM PST by uglybiker
Where's my present?
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: gimmestuff
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To: uglybiker
You live in Cottonwood, Arizona, and got at least 20 replies to your Vanity.
What more could you ask for?
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posted on
11/08/2015 5:19:33 AM PST
by
Laslo Fripp
(The Sybil of Free Republic)
To: uglybiker
Where's my present?I renewed your subscription to Free Republic for another 5 years. Consider yourself blessed.
To: uglybiker
23
posted on
11/08/2015 5:22:46 AM PST
by
TexasCajun
(#BlackViolenceMatters)
To: uglybiker
24
posted on
11/08/2015 5:24:19 AM PST
by
utax
To: uglybiker
25
posted on
11/08/2015 5:24:22 AM PST
by
utax
To: uglybiker
We are all born cold, naked, and getting spanked. I hear things are supposed to get better at some point.
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posted on
11/08/2015 5:25:33 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(The goal of Socialism is Communism. Marx and Lenin were in agreement on this.)
To: uglybiker
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
I Hope it’s happy and fun and you have lots of cake!!!!
I love birthdays!
27
posted on
11/08/2015 5:25:47 AM PST
by
Guenevere
(If.the foundations are destroyed, what can the righteous do....)
To: uglybiker
You no respectful.
NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!!!!
28
posted on
11/08/2015 5:26:09 AM PST
by
Jhadur
("I'm shocked, Ricky, to discover that gambling is taking place in this establishment.")
To: uglybiker
Congratulations! You will receive thirteen Syrians from Germany.
29
posted on
11/08/2015 5:26:20 AM PST
by
reg45
(Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
To: real saxophonist
Those Indians are beautiful!
30
posted on
11/08/2015 5:28:41 AM PST
by
ladyjane
To: uglybiker
Here is your present.
(Note: Your former present is now your past.)
Happy Birthday.
"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
31
posted on
11/08/2015 5:29:35 AM PST
by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: uglybiker; SpinnerWebb
In the yard.
Love,
The dog
32
posted on
11/08/2015 5:31:28 AM PST
by
tx_eggman
(Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
To: uglybiker
I'm at the store now trying to decide what to get you. I asked the lady behind the counter what sort of a present should I get my friend "ugly biker" and she suggested a face mask.
33
posted on
11/08/2015 5:37:57 AM PST
by
ETL
(Ted Cruz 2016!! -- For a better and safer America)
To: uglybiker
Mom always says that homemade presents are best, so here’s a poem I wrote just for you.
Uglybiker, it is your birthday.
We celebrate the day you were born.
It was a very special day.
You were born, and Edison invented salt.
Think of this as having lots of ribbon on it.
I’d have used some rhymes, but it’s too early for that.
Have a Happy Birthday, anyway.
34
posted on
11/08/2015 5:38:49 AM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: uglybiker
Send me your account number and PIN and I’ll deposit it.
35
posted on
11/08/2015 5:42:43 AM PST
by
IronJack
To: uglybiker
36
posted on
11/08/2015 5:43:28 AM PST
by
Girlene
To: uglybiker
37
posted on
11/08/2015 5:43:55 AM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: uglybiker
Well, Happy Birthday, you old fart!
38
posted on
11/08/2015 5:45:30 AM PST
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
To: uglybiker
You get a free trip around the Sun. Happy birthday! ( seriously- happy birthday.)
To: uglybiker
Last Sunday was my birthday and I happened to notice there was no gift from you.
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posted on
11/08/2015 6:02:58 AM PST
by
Calpublican
(Republican Party Now Stands for Nothing!!!!!(Except Conniving))
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