Tiger bites woman in painful Halloween zoo trespass

CNN ^ | November 2, 2015 | Susannah Cullinane

[sparklite2]

Breaking into a Nebraska zoo to "pet" a tiger has left a woman with injuries from the big cat and a citation for criminal trespass.

Jacqueline Eide, 33, apparently evaded security to sneak into Omaha's Henry Doorly Zoo on Halloween night.

[Former Fetus]

I did the research for my PhD on mammary glands. Our motto (really) was “the bigger the boobs the smaller the brains”.

[jim_trent]

> “Now that the tiger has been deemed “dangerous”
because it bit her drunken butt; I suppose there’s a very
real likelihood it will lose its life now?”

The zoo spokesman has said that the tiger will not be punished. It did nothing wrong.’

BTW, anyone remember the study that was published recently. The one that said your pet cat would kill you if it was big enough. I though every cat owner knew that.

[Oztrich Boy]

Tiger bites woman: not news