Posted on 10/27/2015 7:41:08 PM PDT by Fred Nerks
It was a roundhouse kick by Chuck applied under the chin of his balky Appaloosa.
Voila. A giraffe.
http://miriamhakedosha.blogspot.com.au/2010/05/ireland-velikovsky-and-tutankhamun.html
“...The mutation change rate of dna is causing some problems for those who advocate the evolutionary position. Studies of Y-dna have shown that there are two kinds of y-dna mutations. Firstly there is a stable paternal system that is said to be much slower in mutating than mt-dna. This first sequence is believed by evolutionary geneticists to take tens of thousands of years to mutate for a single mutation between groups. Secondly there is a sequence that is much faster in mutating. This second sequence is like a stammer, and the y-dna gains or loses one of these sequences much quicker. This loss and gain results in separating the Haplogroup into hundreds of male lines. These mutations are said by evolutionary geneticists to occur every 1,500 years, give or take a few years. Studying the y-dna of certain families of the Niall clan of M222 in the US and Britain have demonstrated single-step mutations in less than two hundred years. Thus the mutation rate is not 1,500 years but around 100-200 years for each mutation step. The mt-dna mutation rate is said to be 20,000 years by the evolutionary geneticists- this also is ridiculously too long...”
Well, that’ll wake everybody up in the morning on the farm.
Looks like my cousin Helen’s kids after they found the liquor at the family reunion.
“The hen has sex with the rooster. So my question is who’s having sex with the chickens?”
At the local barbecue place the guys all wear shirts that say “ You can’t get a better piece of chicken unless you’re a rooster.”
Jo Anne Worley..."Is that a chicken joke?"
You a “backdoor Man” are you?
Orange chicken......
Mmmmmmm!
“Third Stone From The Sun”
[Verse 1]
Oh strange beautiful grass of green
with your majestic silken scenes
Your mysterious mountains
I wish to see closer
May I land my kinky machine
[Verse 2]
Although your world wonders me
with your majestic superior cackling hen
Your people I do not understand
So to you I wish to put an end
And you’ll never hear surf music again
Yawn. Get back to me when they develop night vision.
My date told me that last night too. Mighty big... :-) ........Chicken.
Couldn’t imagine the trouble the two of us could get in if we went out partying some night. As an aside... We do have a roller derby league here in Indy. Tough as nails women. Eiffel Tower anyone?
I, for one, welcome our new overlords.
Beat me by only three hours.
Hey, sometimes we just have to make our own fun.
Which came first, the evolving eggs or evolving chickens?
Mutation #1 - offspring now born already breaded.
Mutation #2 - offspring now born with feathers sealed in pillow cases.
All totally random mutations...
But they’re still chickens.
Let me know when they change into swans.
OMG the rise of the Terminator Chickens
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