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Alaska to Resident Hunters: Go Shoot Musk Oxen Before They Drown
Yahoo News ^ | 18 Oct 2015 | Nicole Mormann

Posted on 10/19/2015 6:12:46 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT

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To: Slyfox

Polar bears swim for miles. If they are on an ice flow they are not trapped with nowhere to go.


21 posted on 10/19/2015 6:49:00 AM PDT by IMR 4350
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Obama’s EPA will ban this.

And Obama’s BLM will kill anyone who goes near the doomed animals.


22 posted on 10/19/2015 6:51:30 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
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And Obama’s BLM will kill anyone who goes near the doomed animals

I just saw an article saying just that!
It's buried in an Executive Order, oddly it also requires the shooting of any Alaskan named Palin?

23 posted on 10/19/2015 7:06:40 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (BINGO!)
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To: DUMBGRUNT
Can't musk ox swim? Most other animals that size can swim.
If a fresh corpse floats, then the live animal must have enough buoyancy to swim at least a little.

If you're going to eat it, go ahead and shoot.
Rescuing by killing makes no sense.

24 posted on 10/19/2015 7:09:18 AM PDT by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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To: IMR 4350
Polar bears swim for miles. If they are on an ice flow they are not trapped with nowhere to go.

The Federal Government needs to act immediately, and teach these musk oxen how to swim!

25 posted on 10/19/2015 7:16:17 AM PDT by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Mississippi! My vote is going to Cruz.)
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To: Night Hides Not

Seems to me they are already doing that by encouraging Alaskans to teach musk ox to swim in gravy.


26 posted on 10/19/2015 7:27:19 AM PDT by IMR 4350
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To: IMR 4350

LOL...will we see Musk Oxen dishes on Alaskan school lunch menus?


27 posted on 10/19/2015 7:34:11 AM PDT by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Mississippi! My vote is going to Cruz.)
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To: catfish1957

Drag that ox behind your boat... might “need a bigger boat” if Orca wants a snack.


28 posted on 10/19/2015 7:36:05 AM PDT by Ozark Tom
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To: Night Hides Not

Just a guess but I’d say wild game is already on the school lunch menu.


29 posted on 10/19/2015 7:53:12 AM PDT by IMR 4350
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To: Night Hides Not
Musk Oxen dishes on Alaskan school lunch menus?

Unlikely to be on the Moochelle 0. approver menu.

30 posted on 10/19/2015 7:59:55 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (BINGO!)
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To: IMR 4350

Reportly up to 100 miles, polar bears use ice floes as ocean rest areas. lol


31 posted on 10/19/2015 8:12:22 AM PDT by Foolsgold (Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber)
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To: Moltke
Where’s Greenpeace to tow or push the ice floes back to land??

That (not Greenpeace, but pushing the floes ashore) came immediately to my mind as well.

32 posted on 10/19/2015 8:28:21 AM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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To: Night Hides Not

“Polar bears are highly displeased over this turn of events.”

Tom Muskox is deeply saddened.


33 posted on 10/19/2015 8:30:41 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Jews For Cruz)
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To: Foolsgold

BUT! BUT! BUT! The global warming crowd told us the polar bears are trapped on the ice because of global warming.

They wouldn’t LIE would they?


34 posted on 10/19/2015 8:48:22 AM PDT by IMR 4350
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To: Slyfox

Since Polar Bears can swim up to 60 miles it would be dumb to shoot them for being on ice.


35 posted on 10/19/2015 12:41:24 PM PDT by TalonDJ
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36 posted on 10/20/2015 7:53:20 AM PDT by Foolsgold (Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber)
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To: Foolsgold

Clearly those polar bears are trapped and starving.

Someone from Greenpeace should climb up there and feed them a big heaping bowl of vegetables.


37 posted on 10/20/2015 8:01:13 AM PDT by IMR 4350
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