[Billthedrill]

The Recto Rotor. Words fail. I’m not sure shoving a light bulb where the sun don’t shine is a great deal of improvement. “Honest, Doc, I saw it on the Internet!”

[dynachrome]

“If it’s on the internet, it must be true!”

[Calvin Locke]

Rector Rotor/Prostate Warmer: Seem to remember a SF mayor gave a local business award to Colt Products(?), a firm selling male sex toys.

Radium: As late as the 1980s, some guy was leading tours of people into an old radium mine to breath the air for 10 minutes or so. OTOH, a president of Westinghouse, iirc, had consumed so much radium water, his jaw "rotted" off. That's not to mention Madame Currie.

Crosley XerVac: There was the FlowBee twenty years ago.

Chest Hair toupee: Well, there were merkins too, but the current trend's been denudation.

Spray on hair: Even Ron Popeil couldn't fool all the people even part of the time with that one.

[rdl6989]

The prostate warmer seems just as bad to me.