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Man who calls police to say he’s ‘too high’ found in pile of Doritos (Article and 911 call)
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| October 8, 2015
| Web Staff
Posted on 10/08/2015 12:26:43 PM PDT by beaversmom
AUSTINTOWN, Ohio -- An Ohio man made a strange, and not-so-wise call to police last Friday to tell them that he was "too high" on marijuana.
Police arrived at the 22-year-old man's home at approximately 5:20 p.m, according to WJW.
There, they found him on the floor "in a fetal position," surrounded by, "a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies."
According to a police report, the man told the officer that he couldn't feel his hands because he smoked too much weed.
The 22-year-old gave the officer the keys to his car, where he had smoked the pot. The cop recovered a glass pipe, rolling papers, roaches and a glass jar of marijuana.
According to the police report, charges are pending for drug possession and drug paraphernalia.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cannabis; marijuana; munchies; pot; weed; wod
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To: beaversmom
If he’d had a gallon of chocolate milk he could have just ridden it ou.
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posted on
10/08/2015 12:37:33 PM PDT
by
gundog
(Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
To: beaversmom
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posted on
10/08/2015 12:38:22 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.)
To: beaversmom
But pot’s not harmful to your brain and has no devastating effects according to people who smoke it.../s
To: beaversmom
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posted on
10/08/2015 12:44:51 PM PDT
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: dfwgator
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posted on
10/08/2015 12:45:50 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.)
To: beaversmom
Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookiesClearly these should be banned.
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posted on
10/08/2015 12:45:58 PM PDT
by
ConservingFreedom
(a "guest worker" is a stateless person with no ties to any community, only to his paymaster)
To: beaversmom
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posted on
10/08/2015 12:46:58 PM PDT
by
GraceG
(Protect the Border from Illegal Aliens, Don't Protect Illegal Alien Boarders...)
To: beaversmom
Yes, but were they "GAY" Doritos?
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posted on
10/08/2015 12:49:46 PM PDT
by
Uncle Miltie
(We must first defeat RINOs before we can even encounter a Democrat to fight)
To: beaversmom
I’m thinking that this headline is seriously in the running for winning the internet.
To: beaversmom
Reality is for people who cant handle drugs . . .
is that right .?.
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posted on
10/08/2015 12:51:25 PM PDT
by
ßuddaßudd
(>> F U B O << "What the hell kind of country is this if I can only hate a man if he's white?")
To: beaversmom; dware; dainbramaged
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posted on
10/08/2015 12:51:41 PM PDT
by
KC_Lion
(This Millennial is for Cruz!)
To: shibumi
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posted on
10/08/2015 12:52:17 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
To: jsanders2001
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posted on
10/08/2015 12:54:03 PM PDT
by
ConservingFreedom
(a "guest worker" is a stateless person with no ties to any community, only to his paymaster)
To: beaversmom
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posted on
10/08/2015 12:54:54 PM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
To: beaversmom
the man told the officer that he couldn’t feel his hands because he ate them
To: beaversmom
In Washington State we just call that supporting your local growers!
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posted on
10/08/2015 12:55:18 PM PDT
by
Uncle Miltie
(We must first defeat RINOs before we can even encounter a Democrat to fight)
To: shibumi
I got no sympathy.
I think Stop-N-Go hot dogs with three-day-old chili on ‘em are dang tasty.
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posted on
10/08/2015 12:57:56 PM PDT
by
humblegunner
(NOW with even more AWESOMENESS)
To: JoeProBono; Slings and Arrows; Salamander; humblegunner
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posted on
10/08/2015 12:59:21 PM PDT
by
shibumi
(Zarathud The Incorribible - Offender of the Faith)
To: beaversmom
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posted on
10/08/2015 1:01:27 PM PDT
by
SuperSonic
(If I had a dog it would look like the one Obama ate!)
To: humblegunner
If ya have ta loosen up, it’s either Taco Bell or Stop in and Go.
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posted on
10/08/2015 1:04:44 PM PDT
by
TexasTransplant
(Idiocracy used to just be a Movie... Live every day as your last...one day you will be right)
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