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Man who calls police to say he’s ‘too high’ found in pile of Doritos (Article and 911 call)
My Fox 8 ^ | October 8, 2015 | Web Staff

Posted on 10/08/2015 12:26:43 PM PDT by beaversmom

AUSTINTOWN, Ohio -- An Ohio man made a strange, and not-so-wise call to police last Friday to tell them that he was "too high" on marijuana.

Police arrived at the 22-year-old man's home at approximately 5:20 p.m, according to WJW.

There, they found him on the floor "in a fetal position," surrounded by, "a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies."

According to a police report, the man told the officer that he couldn't feel his hands because he smoked too much weed.

The 22-year-old gave the officer the keys to his car, where he had smoked the pot. The cop recovered a glass pipe, rolling papers, roaches and a glass jar of marijuana.

According to the police report, charges are pending for drug possession and drug paraphernalia.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cannabis; marijuana; munchies; pot; weed; wod
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To: beaversmom

If he’d had a gallon of chocolate milk he could have just ridden it ou.


21 posted on 10/08/2015 12:37:33 PM PDT by gundog (Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
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To: beaversmom

Dude.


22 posted on 10/08/2015 12:38:22 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.)
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To: beaversmom

But pot’s not harmful to your brain and has no devastating effects according to people who smoke it.../s


23 posted on 10/08/2015 12:44:26 PM PDT by jsanders2001
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To: beaversmom

Munchie OD. :-)


24 posted on 10/08/2015 12:44:51 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: dfwgator

Because I was high.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=1&v=WeYsTmIzjkw


25 posted on 10/08/2015 12:45:50 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.)
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To: beaversmom
Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies

Clearly these should be banned.

26 posted on 10/08/2015 12:45:58 PM PDT by ConservingFreedom (a "guest worker" is a stateless person with no ties to any community, only to his paymaster)
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To: beaversmom

https://soundcloud.com/search?q=National%20Police%20Blotter

ENJOY!


27 posted on 10/08/2015 12:46:58 PM PDT by GraceG (Protect the Border from Illegal Aliens, Don't Protect Illegal Alien Boarders...)
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To: beaversmom
Yes, but were they "GAY" Doritos?


28 posted on 10/08/2015 12:49:46 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (We must first defeat RINOs before we can even encounter a Democrat to fight)
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To: beaversmom

I’m thinking that this headline is seriously in the running for winning the internet.


29 posted on 10/08/2015 12:50:54 PM PDT by EternalVigilance
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To: beaversmom

Reality is for people who cant handle drugs . . .
is that right .?.


30 posted on 10/08/2015 12:51:25 PM PDT by ßuddaßudd (>> F U B O << "What the hell kind of country is this if I can only hate a man if he's white?")
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To: beaversmom; dware; dainbramaged

Double Doh!


31 posted on 10/08/2015 12:51:41 PM PDT by KC_Lion (This Millennial is for Cruz!)
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To: shibumi


32 posted on 10/08/2015 12:52:17 PM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: jsanders2001
Drunk Man Calls 911 Because His Girlfriend Won't Have Sex With Him

Ban alcohol!

33 posted on 10/08/2015 12:54:03 PM PDT by ConservingFreedom (a "guest worker" is a stateless person with no ties to any community, only to his paymaster)
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To: beaversmom

34 posted on 10/08/2015 12:54:54 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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To: beaversmom

the man told the officer that he couldn’t feel his hands because he ate them


35 posted on 10/08/2015 12:55:07 PM PDT by butlerweave
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To: beaversmom

In Washington State we just call that supporting your local growers!


36 posted on 10/08/2015 12:55:18 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (We must first defeat RINOs before we can even encounter a Democrat to fight)
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To: shibumi

I got no sympathy.

I think Stop-N-Go hot dogs with three-day-old chili on ‘em are dang tasty.


37 posted on 10/08/2015 12:57:56 PM PDT by humblegunner (NOW with even more AWESOMENESS)
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To: JoeProBono; Slings and Arrows; Salamander; humblegunner

“You bite the fry, the fry bites back!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0CWdYwd4vA


38 posted on 10/08/2015 12:59:21 PM PDT by shibumi (Zarathud The Incorribible - Offender of the Faith)
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To: beaversmom

Made me think of Weird Al’s “Inactive”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAFhKGFD3UQ


39 posted on 10/08/2015 1:01:27 PM PDT by SuperSonic (If I had a dog it would look like the one Obama ate!)
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To: humblegunner

If ya have ta loosen up, it’s either Taco Bell or Stop in and Go.


40 posted on 10/08/2015 1:04:44 PM PDT by TexasTransplant (Idiocracy used to just be a Movie... Live every day as your last...one day you will be right)
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