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Everyone in China Is Wearing Plastic Plants on Their Heads and Nobody Knows Why
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| Oct. 7, 2015
| Jilhan Forbes
Posted on 10/08/2015 6:54:59 AM PDT by bgill
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Like, uh, I saw all the other lemmings running off cliffs and thought it strange but, what the heck, I joined them. Blooming idiots. Daisy-head Mayzie and Ophelia Addams. One carrot short of a full row. One pickled pepper short of a peck. One cabbage short of a winter garden. One rose short of a dozen bouquet. One tomato short of a bushel. One carrot short of a full row.
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posted on
10/08/2015 6:55:01 AM PDT
by
bgill
To: bgill
One taco short of a combination plate.
To: bgill
Isn’t it San Francisco where they wear flowers in their hair? The artificial ones at least have to be more economical.
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posted on
10/08/2015 6:57:05 AM PDT
by
HiTech RedNeck
(Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
To: bgill
If anything, they should be wearing real plants on their head. It would serve the purpose of allowing them to breath semi-clean air.
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posted on
10/08/2015 6:58:57 AM PDT
by
PJBankard
To: bgill
Sounds about as silly as ‘red nose day’ being pushed by some.
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posted on
10/08/2015 7:00:06 AM PDT
by
TomGuy
To: bgill
LoL. I read it as plastic pants. lol.. Maybe that will be next.
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posted on
10/08/2015 7:02:30 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
To: bgill
“Everyone”????? Looks like only a few silly young people having fun with a goofy fad to me.
There has to be a “fertilizer for brains” joke in that somewhere.
To: bgill
Grampa Simpson: We can’t bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m’shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Gimme five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn’t have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
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posted on
10/08/2015 7:04:02 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(READ MY LIPS: NO MORE BUSHES!...............)
To: TomGuy
I like “Talk Like a Pirate Day”.................arrrrghh..............
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posted on
10/08/2015 7:05:19 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(READ MY LIPS: NO MORE BUSHES!...............)
To: nuconvert
It did say ‘pants’.........Admin must have changed it............
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posted on
10/08/2015 7:07:18 AM PDT
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Red Badger
(READ MY LIPS: NO MORE BUSHES!...............)
To: HiTech RedNeck
Only in Chinatown............
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posted on
10/08/2015 7:08:28 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(READ MY LIPS: NO MORE BUSHES!...............)
To: nuconvert
Yep, plastic pants is what I read also.
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posted on
10/08/2015 7:08:28 AM PDT
by
Red_Devil 232
((VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!))
To: nuconvert
I read it as plastic pants. lol
You are not the only one...
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posted on
10/08/2015 7:09:01 AM PDT
by
chrisser
(This space for rent.)
To: chrisser
I googled “pants” because I had to see what this looked like..
plants looks almost as dumb
To: nuconvert
I thought the title said plastic “ pants” too.
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posted on
10/08/2015 7:11:55 AM PDT
by
Ditter
(God Bless Texas!)
To: bgill
Someone could be trolling the Chinese. Like when 4-Chan convinced feminists to pee their pants for ‘equality’. See: #pissforequality
To: RummyChick
To: doug from upland
It goes to prove America is not the only country with nutsey people.
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posted on
10/08/2015 7:13:21 AM PDT
by
Bitsy
To: bgill
Taking the ever popular sport of Trepanning to new heights I see.
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posted on
10/08/2015 7:13:59 AM PDT
by
Lx
(Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it, "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili.")
To: bgill
invent a situation, market it, make money
algore is PISSED
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posted on
10/08/2015 7:14:46 AM PDT
by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
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