What is the shelf life of Spam?
Nobody knows. It hasn’t been made in decades and all the records were lost in a fire so nobody knows when all the spam on the shelf today was actually made. (They stopped making it when Old Man Bush was president because it offended his Saudi buddies.
Do I have to say I’m joking?
Well ,then why do they put a Best By date on the can?
I got some that are 3years past the date and wonder how I’ll cook it.