“She/He got mixed up—really meant to be blind from birth so now will pour acid in the eyes”
She/He should have her/his Olympic medals melted down and use the gold to plate her/his testicles.
And might I say that I love him/her throughout this whole thing. A good Republican, is he. I always sensed that this could happen, bless his heart, that he is uncomfortable either way. Just be grateful, Freepers, that we don’t have to walk a mile in his shoes.