Caitlyn Jenner Claims She No Longer Feels Like A Woman And Asks Everyone To Call Her Bruce Again

ShockWire ^ | 10/02/2015 | Staff

[rabidralph]

May I nominate you for the most short-sighted screen name? Welcome to FR. And drink a beverage because my question has hijacked this thread.

[Marie]

Snopes says that it’s not true.

[SamAdams76]

I have a feeling this is satire but if Bruce decides he wants to keep playing at being a girl and be somewhat presentable as one, he's going to have to retain a small army of make-up artists and spend hours a day getting himself primped up. I think for those Vanity Fare pictures, Brucie had to spend the entire day getting himself dolled up. I'm sure it will eventually get old.

Even real women who are over 65 need to put a lot of time behind the mirror and many of those just give it up and get the short "old-lady" hairdo and dress in frumpy clothes with white sneakers.

[VanDeKoik]

Oh come the %$%#@ on!

Well I’m just going to grab a nice bowl of popcorn and watch. The implosion of Tumblr left will be something for the ages.

[Georgia Girl 2]

Sad.

[jsanders2001]

Now its name is Bruth

[clearcarbon]

A year ago most people probably didn’t know who Bruce Jenner was. Ignorance is bliss!

[JudyinCanada]

I never stopped calling him Bruce. I just threw in the adjectives troubled and twisted.

[fungoking]

Does it have to give back the ESPN award?

[TexasCajun]

From Saturday. ..some award deal.

[AU72]

Look for the new reality show “I am Bruce”.

[shotgun]

Once the prosecutor decided not to press charges, most likely because of his/her transgender issues, he no longer need to pretend anymore.

[Cats Pajamas]

I have been telling my husband that his vehicular homicide charge was what this whole thing was about and how he would get out of going to jail for the conviction if he was walking crazy town as half a girl. If he doesn’t know what he is that makes it harder for them to know what to do to him/her/it.

[umgud]

Will his wife take him back?

[Sarah Barracuda]

LOL good thing he kept his pecker..had no doubt this was just a giant publicity stunt..if he truly felt like a woman he would have had his junk cut off, he was just a dude wearing a dress, poor BSPN, they gave him an award and everything, will they demand it back

[McGruff]

*facepalm*

[ThePatriotsFlag]

SHE wants to be called BRUCE? Now I’m as confused as HE is!

[Fungi]

HaHaHaHaHa.......... a mental disease. Is anyone surprised?

[Boardwalk]

It’s both how you feel and how you look. Invest in each.

[ozzymandus]

Little late to change your mind after you’ve already had your junk cut off, Bruce.