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Drunk Squirrel Thrown out of Bar after Causing £300 of Damage
Neatorama ^ | 4OCT2015 | John Farrier

Posted on 10/04/2015 8:59:41 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine

Edited on 10/04/2015 9:00:40 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Yesterday the branch secretary of the club said the rodent had caused around

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TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: drunk; squirrel
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1 posted on 10/04/2015 8:59:41 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Squirrel Lives Matter


2 posted on 10/04/2015 9:04:53 AM PDT by Calpublican (Boehner Down! Lots more to go....)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

They’re bad enough when they’re sober.


3 posted on 10/04/2015 9:06:59 AM PDT by MUDDOG
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To: MUDDOG

That’s that darn truth! I can’t stand the fuzzy tailed rats!


4 posted on 10/04/2015 9:09:50 AM PDT by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheelbarrow)
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To: Jack Hydrazine
Not Again!


5 posted on 10/04/2015 9:10:21 AM PDT by KC_Lion (This Millennial is for Cruz!)
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To: Calpublican

Here’s a drunk squirrel!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q

and some others!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAfKZUn9sZ0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95q_xmo769M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMWmE09BZ50


6 posted on 10/04/2015 9:11:40 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Nothing worse than a drunken nut-buster.


7 posted on 10/04/2015 9:15:39 AM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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To: Jack Hydrazine
The headline should have been: "Squirrel Walks into a Bar"
8 posted on 10/04/2015 9:15:53 AM PDT by cicero2k
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To: Jack Hydrazine

I hope he at least paid his tab.


9 posted on 10/04/2015 9:19:49 AM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (Liberals are like the Taliban and ISIS....destroying cultural icons they don't like.)
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10 posted on 10/04/2015 9:19:51 AM PDT by uglybiker (nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

As usual, no mention of whether it was an English squirrel or an illegal alien gray squirrel.


11 posted on 10/04/2015 9:31:13 AM PDT by MUDDOG
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To: MUDDOG

Probably Irish...


12 posted on 10/04/2015 9:41:25 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: EEGator

Probably Irish...
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Q...........?
A. No, that wasn’t the problem, he climbed out four times to take a whiz....


13 posted on 10/04/2015 10:00:58 AM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98)"I start feeling that IÂ’m Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe".)
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14 posted on 10/04/2015 10:03:56 AM PDT by Daffynition (*We are not descended from fearful men*)
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To: xrmusn

Do tell...


15 posted on 10/04/2015 10:04:25 AM PDT by EEGator
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16 posted on 10/04/2015 10:07:15 AM PDT by Daffynition (*We are not descended from fearful men*)
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17 posted on 10/04/2015 10:09:52 AM PDT by Daffynition (*We are not descended from fearful men*)
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Well, this one is simianly--oh I meant seemingly--sober but you have to believe she crushed Barry's little berries long, long ago.

18 posted on 10/04/2015 10:19:10 AM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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To: Daffynition
The problem with squirrels is that when they get a few drinks in 'em they all think they're ten feet tall & bullet proof.

Yo! You talkin' ta me?
You wanna piece o' dis?!!

19 posted on 10/04/2015 10:36:36 AM PDT by uglybiker (nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
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To: Daffynition
Mrs. Clinton, no makeup Frau Blucher! photo: frau Oma_001___800_x_600.jpg
20 posted on 10/04/2015 10:36:39 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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