Posted on 10/03/2015 5:18:26 PM PDT by keat
We did have one in the past that was quite vocal. The current two are amazingly quiet, every once in awhile engaging in neighborhood discussions too early in the morning.
But, compared to the next door neighbor with a Border Collie mix and a hound/shepherd mix, they are mice. The one day yaps all day long. And their owner has the nerve to whine about other dogs in the neighborhood barking.
Puddin’ Dawg!
That’s better than me. I accidentally rear-ended some guy the other day and he jumps out of his lifted F250 like he’s gonna kill me -
But I take one look at him and he’s like a “Little Person.”
So I just sort of smiled in a friendly way but inside I’m thinking BIG truck! SMALL guy - or whatever - and the guy screams: I AM NOT HAPPY
So I just look at him and it came out - I’m sorry - “Well which one are you?”
Look at those arms. Look like dude arms.
My neighbor has four dogs. Two are idiiiiiiiiot dogs. They bark at leaves falling and wind blowing. I would love to airmail them to Fidel Castro. They must be two of the most stupid dogs alive.
Oh, that’s good.
These dogs are probably better than that - but squirrels and birds get them wound up.
Two of these dogs are just total Obama loser dogs. When cars get broken into not one yelp. But the rest of the time barking every breath.
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Fortunately, our Dog is as Dumb as a Box of Barbara Boxers.
She doesn’t know the difference between Obama and a Stinking Pile of Moist Feces.
In fact, the first thing she does every day is go out in the Yard to take a nice Obama.
Beauregard is blessed to have lived with you. We also have lost so many wonderful dogs that were so loved.
Man, I'm sorry.
My dog chased planes that flew over.
The problem is that she barked while she was doing it.
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