Gosh, Finny, you’re right. I AM a sheep. How could I have been so blind?
Now that I’m a believer, I just have to say, wow! So many people involved in this government plot. Imagine the amount of resources, the technology, and the number of people able to keep their mouths shut for years and years. Just like those wily Germans, amirite, Finny?!
The American government’s operation has spanned multiple presidential administrations, too. Impressive considering this is the same government that is allegedly *so* incompetent in just about every other aspect of its existence. Yet, it’s able to pull off this one, vast effort to control the population (with microwaves!).
Funny how it’s mostly just young white males, compelled to shoot up schools and malls, and sometimes movie theaters. No one else though, really. Not old people or housewives, or toddlers, or say, immigrants from Lichtenstein. No opening gas lines to blow up buildings, no throwing bombs into church bingo games, or releasing toxic chemicals into a crowded casino. Nope. Mostly just these young disaffected guys, shooting people in schools and stuff. Weird how *precise* these microwaves are at controlling that behavior. Except the Boston Marathon bombers...man, did they go off script!
When will the microwaves get me, Finny? Or am I safe as a female? Be straight with me. I can take it.
And, remind me again why the mean old American government is doing this, Finny. Is it so they can take our guns? Because I still have all of mine. Should I go turn my guns in? Is it to control elections? Because we still have Republicans winning elections, so that can’t be it. Maybe it’s about making us forget Benghazi and Syria and all the poor foreign policy decisions the US has made. Should I go tell someone in the government that I still remember, so they’ll make me forget? What about before Obama? What was Bush trying to hide through microwave brain control?
Oh, it doesn’t really matter now anyway. It’s all over. We have a hero among us: Lazamataz. Pathetically legendary here for his history of attention-grabbing, over the top, silly, absurd, and sometimes bawdy posts. He alone has single-handedly uncovered this vast government operation to control us all. Or, at least young, mostly white, disaffected males. Through microwaves.
And there’s just no possible way Laz was being over the top, silly, absurd, or even just stirring sh*t on the internet because it’s Friday and he’s bored.
No. Way. Dude.
Finally. You realize your position as it relates to mine, plebian.
Profligates like you belong on a crucifix.
Perhaps you missed the many times I mentioned that microwave behavioral modification was cited, not as an example of what was done here in this particular shooting, but that external forces could cause behavioral changes -- and that the fact of it could be proven by the citation of peer-reviewed scientific studies. In short, I was showing that something that would normally be considered conspiracy was actually fact. It is up to the reader to then extend my comments to other technologies, such as pharmacology.
Is it so they can take our guns? Because I still have all of mine.
Oh, lucky you. Less lucky are the people in California. New York. New Jersey. Connecticut. Australia (cited as a model example by Obama last night). Great Britain (cited as a model example by Obama last night).
Because we still have Republicans winning elections, so that cant be it.
Yet of all those elections, only a small handful are conservative. Most are liberal Republicans.
(with microwaves!)........... Weird how *precise* these microwaves are at controlling that behavior ........When will the microwaves get me, Finny? ...........What was Bush trying to hide through microwave brain control? .........Through microwaves.
You really suck at this whole 'reading' thing. You ought go back and try high school again.