Blonde is speeding down the highway in a red convertible. She gets pulled over by a blonde policewoman, who demands to see her driver’s license.
Blonde is nervously fumbling in her purse and says,
“I know I have one in here. What does it look like?”
Blonde Police woman says, It’s a rectangular thing the size of a credit card and has your picture on it.”
Blonde pulls out a little rectangular mirror, looks at it, and hands it to the Police woman saying, “Here it is!”
Blonde Police woman looks at the mirror and says,
“OK. You can go. I didn’t realize you were a Police Officer!”
I am SOOOOO stealing that ;)