[Charles Martel]

I would have come down from that hike with a nice freshly made club in hand. I'll bet the biker jerks would have moved off real quick.

Quarterstaffs vs. bikes. Advantage: hikers.

[GOYAKLA]

You didn’t ask but here is my bent!
Quote: Clint Eastwood as The Preacher: “Nothing like a good piece of hickory.”
http://www.brazos-walking-sticks.com/index.php

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Quarterstaffs vs. bikes. Advantage: hikers.

"It's actually a buck and a quarter staff but I'm not telling them."