>>The cyclist who was strapped into his pedals couldn’t get enough momentum to free his feet, but the idiot behind the wheel kept squeezing him over to the curb. Both eventually stopped and the cyclist was able to brace against the side of the car.<<
By definition, the cyclist was unable to control his vehicle.
Grow up and get a car.
Maybe you should read the law on where you are allowed to begin and end a right turn. But then you probably suck at driving too.