Naked jogging couple leaves 1-year-old alone on beach

Alabama.com ^ | Sep 23, 2015 | Jeremy Gray

[Ozark Tom]

Maybe mudflats and salt marsh near Lake Charles, La. Need industrial strength Deet to deter the two inch horsefly which inhabit those area.

[ottbmare]

I’ve never understood the appeal of naked running. Seems to me that for both sexes, there would be a lot of truly uncomfortable floppage.

[Slings and Arrows]

Bad Naked. Guarantee it's Bad Naked.

[Larry Lucido]

Definitely not good naked.

Here’s a good one from Rodney Dangerfield:

One day as I was coming home from work early, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said, “Hey buddy, why are you jogging naked?” He said, “Because you came home early.”

[metmom]

Of course.

It’s never the ones you would mind seeing jog naked.

It’s the ones you LEAST want to see doing something like that.

[dayglored]

> Guarantee it's Bad Naked.

Question is, does it qualify as "nekkid"?

As you know, "naked" means you don't have clothes on, whereas "nekkid" means you don't have clothes on and are having fun.

[TruthWillWin]

But considerably less flopage for some than others.

[Darksheare]

Yikes.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

That irks me also. Why people can’t use the proper must’ve I don’t know.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Well, as they say, the people who want to go naked are usually the ones who should not be naked.

Therefore, leaving the child behind probably prevented her from going blind.

DANG!

[MeshugeMikey]

ahahahahaha AN environmental study will be necessary

[Slings and Arrows]

When drugs are involved, “naked” and “nekkid” have a lot of overlap.

[Slings and Arrows]

Indeed.

[dayglored]

True dat.

[Eaker]

It is an error in the story.

It is really an Arizona beach.

[Kickass Conservative]

It’s not a problem if it was a Nude Beach, right? LOL

[Huntress]

I didn’t know what meth eyebrows were until now, but I see what you mean.

[Tax-chick]

They’re a thing, as the kids say.