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To: wtd

O M G - what fools. Isn’t there a Shakespeare quote for this?


16 posted on 09/22/2015 9:07:24 AM PDT by Aria
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To: Aria

SCENARIO
On Fri Sep 11 2015 Ahmed and his family (all 30 members living in the same house) were sitting around and Ahm said something to the effect that although his family (all of them including camels) figured he would get to ‘learn’ about his ‘new American friends because it was Sep 11 - Mo came home and said.
Pops, my new American friends were great today. NO ONE, not even a teacher looked at me or said anything remotely insensitive to me. THEY accepted me for ME, Ahmed.
Dad didn’t want to believe it so he said.
“Ahmed, sure as my name is Mohammed, those ‘bastardly’ classmates of yours want YOU and us DEAD..tell you what.
Go upstairs and get a wind up alarm clock, that old Flintstones lunch box and I will show you what your ‘friends’ are really like”

After pops took the clock apart and put it in the lunch box, he told Ahmed to take it to school, show it to that phony science teacher you are always praising and just see how long you can carry it.

Poor Ahmed was confused when the science teacher - dismissed him with a “that is nice BUT don’t show it around”.

But Ahm had been pushed to show it etc and make it a scene and at lunch called pops and said “I told you NO ONE would pay attention - they are good people”

Pops said “mess with it and get it ticking”.

Meanwhile pops had alerted CAIR and the lap dog press that something big was going to happen at the school.

Well, the box started ticking, the teacher really didn’t give a hoot who the ticking box belonged to, just got scared and left.

When the call was made to the Police, the lap dog press picked it up on scanner, alerted CAIR and whoever else
and ‘a legend was born’.

Meanwhile, a young White, American boy was forced to remove his sweat shirt (hoodie) because the ‘Gestapo’ heard he had an American Flag T shirt under his hoodie.

“With Liberty and Justice for ALL”!!!!!!!!!!!!!


22 posted on 09/22/2015 9:26:51 AM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98)"I start feeling that IÂ’m Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe".)
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