Humpback whale breaches on top of kayakers in Moss Landing

KSBW ^ | Sep 13, 2015 | Amy Larson

[Defiant]

I agree. That scene, the way 4 or 5 plot lines all came together at the end, was genius. That, the scene where Kramer describes beating up a mugger on a bus to save a pinky toe, and the “frightened turtle” dialogue, are favorites of mine.

[Paladin2]

They could share Peanut Butter and Honey sandwiches.....

[Vendome]

[Norm Lenhart]

Works best when you smear them on yourself first. Themselves as the case may be. And lie on the ground twitching and making bleating noises. Bears love that. I was raised in bear country. Trust me. I’m a professional. I promise...

[Daffynition]

**Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people’s hats off—then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship.**

~ Herman Melville [Moby Dick]

[Pollster1]

•We offer the best marine wildlife experience on The Bay. We guarantee it or your next trip is free.

That's like a parachute with a lifetime guarantee. If having a 40 ton whale land on you isn't "the best marine wildlife experience", you get to do it again?

[laplata]

LOL

You get a free tour after your body cast is removed.

[JRandomFreeper]

Is anybody here a marine biologist?

I'm not. I'm a cook. We doing surf and turf? I got recipes...

/johnny

[Hugin]

“Is there something wrong with the gravity in the future that everything is so heavy?”

[artichokegrower]

[TNoldman]

Humpback

[Norm Lenhart]

Yea but just think of the advantages. the next time they are in a Starbucks and a hipster friend threatens them with “Dude like if you don’t vote for Hillary I’ll come down on you like a tone of bricks!”...

‘’’Our newly close to nature adventurers can say “That all you got” and not be posturing.

So there’s that.

[laplata]

Right.

[NonValueAdded]

Get off my lawn pond!

[Gamecock]

**If you play stupid games you win stupid prizes.**

Yup.

[ebshumidors]

There used to be a good restaurant there in the late eighties. That was also a java is when flying VFR on top as a student pilot on his first cross country solo. Don’t ask.

[ebshumidors]

Navaid, not java.

[blueunicorn6]

“Gorging on krill and anchovy bait balls”

Poor little male anchovies. You’d think that would be a delicate operation.

[bray]

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[kiryandil]

And the couple had JUST gotten back from “selfies with the bison” at Yellowstone...