[Westbrook]

Islam’s message is simple.

The Five Pillars of Islam plus one...

Torture.
Kill.
Rape.
Steal.
Recruit.
Repeat.

[Montana_Sam]

Yeah, you're right. And here's some code for that program:

/* Program for a Muslim's Life */
/* ToDo: write functions for torturing, killing, raping, stealing and recruiting */
int main(int argc, char** argv)
{
  bool areAlive = true;
  do {
    Torture();
    Kill();
    Rape();
    Steal();
    Recruit();
  while(areAlive);
  return 0;
}

And I do mean "return 0", because they return nothing.

[nclaurel]

You forgot female mutilation as a basic tenet. Women’s rights?