Some animals are more equal than others. End of story.
There's one set of rules for "them" and another set of rules for "us."
You are correct sir, unfortunately. Laws are made for little people. Even General Petraeus, apparently, is considered to be a little person. Trey Gowdy, and others, had better watch their backs, and stay far away from Fort Marcy Park. Others have ventured in there, and have taken a dirt nap.