EGGSactly Batman!
The only two I would give a better than even shot at surviving is Tobias and the Johnny Depp wannabe druggie and only because even while he was half drugged up he figured out the best option is to run away from the Zombies.
Mom of Team Libtard actually walked towards the Zombies TWICE with no weapons. Once OK... Two times sorry but you are a dumba##!
The mom walked toward the principal after the drug dealer attacked her!
Sheesh