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Kinda stupid to waste that much time and fuel over a cat.
Cat ladies...be warned.
Wouldn’t be the first time someone got in trouble over a little pussy in an airplane lavatory...
I hope she has to pay for the fighter jets and the schedule disruption of all the passengers
Spectacular over reaction on everybody’s part. Right cross to the jaw, tie her up. What they did is take political correctness to the n-th power. (Every threat is equal, don’t-cha-know.)
Probably a Siamese being a little “chatty”...
those fighter jets wouldn’t stand a chance against a CAT if it hadn’t been locked up in the can
INSANE!
Ridiculous!
There’s a direct flight from Las Vegas to Frankfurt?
The woman put everyone on that plane in extreme danger. If they thought she was attempting to bring the plane down as she threatened to do, that flight could have been immediately shot down out of the sky, to neutralize the problem from spreading once it landed. She should be blocked from flying if carrying a cat in her purse is the only way it works.
She should be prosecuted.
So what happened to the cat?
These guys will do anything for pussy...
A woman brought a very limp parrot into a veterinary hospital. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the Vet shook his head sadly and said, “I’m so sorry, Polly has passed
away.”
The distressed owner wailed, “Are you sure? I mean, you haven’t done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something.”
The vet rolled his eyes, shrugged, turned and left the room returning a few moments later with beautiful black Labrador. As the bird’s owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the dead parrot from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet led the dog out but returned a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up and also sniffed delicately at the ex-bird. The cat sat back, shook its head, meowed and ran out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, “I’m sorry; but like I said, your parrot is most definitely, 100% certifiably ...dead.”
He then turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill which he handed to the woman. The parrot’s owner, still in shock, took the bill. “$150!” she cried. “$150 just to tell me my bird is dead?!”
The vet shrugged. “If you’d taken my word for it, the bill would only have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, what did you expect?”
They could have locked her in the restroom with the cat. Doesn’t the toilet have a seatbelt?
I remember a flight when it should have! : (
Our cat, Brutus, is, like most cats, spoiled, restless & wants what she wants when she wants it. There is no way I would inflict her on other people. Cats go where they want to go, even if it is straight up.
Lock her in the bathroom and put her on the no fly list.