She forgot to duck.
That was quick.
Nobody yelled Duck, either.
Do you think that this moron learned anything? She got off VERY lucky.
So simple, yet super funny.
If she walked like one,
and talked like one...
Ah, never mind.
While she was out there,
she could have at least had the courtesy
to make like a retriever and
bring the ducks to where they belonged.
Could have saved the other dogs the effort.