Caitlyn Jenner Conquers Her Fear of Swimsuits: See Her White-Hot Style

UsWeekly ^ | August 10, 2015 | Rachel Torgerson - Celebrity Style

[Eagles6]

Thank you, thank you, thank you...

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Are you sure he didn’t cut off his pecker? It sure looks awful flat in that area of his swimsuit.

SHRINKAGE! (Probably has some kind of jockstrap like device to hold it that way?)

[doug from upland]

I just threw up my breakfast — egg with Mediterranean herb cheese seeded bread on organic toast along with Fusion coffee. If you never heard of Fusion coffee, check it out. It is very healthy.

[TruthWillWin]

Ugh! Very sorry I looked.

[ponygirl]

Reminds me of the time I was on Waikiki Beach and a huge (about 6'5") transvestite wearing a yellow one piece and a purple sarong came stumbling, drunk as a skunk, out of Davy Jones Locker onto the beach. It was cursing and screaming at everyone. Of course, the entire beach went silent as everyone stared in wonder at this creature. Did it have a penis under that sarong? Everyone wondered. Someone said it has just gotten thrown out of the bar. When it realized all eyes were upon it, it drunkenly sashayed towards the ocean, then whipped off the sarong. The crowd gawked. "It" was totally flat! It waded out into the water. It dove under a wave, then eventually came back into shore, where everyone could see the outline, under the wet yellow suit, of its "tucking panty," also known as a "gaff."

That's how I learned that term.

[samtheman]

Looks like a barf commercial.

[machogirl]

Not that I was wondering about where Bruce stashed “it” or if they photoshopped it out, but I learned something. You would be right. A smasher type of undie.

http://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Hiding-Gaff-For-Crossdressing/dp/B000KIJAPS

[tumblindice]

“Timothy B. wig”

Look at us baby, up all night
Tearin’ our love apart
Aren’t we the same two people
Who lived through years in the dark?

Every time I try to walk away
Something makes me turn around and stay
And I can’t tell you why

That’s really creepy

[JimRed]

Caitlyn Jenner Conquers Her His/Its Fear of Swimsuits

His = No chopitoffame
Its = Chopitoffame completed

[MichaelCorleone]

Thanks, Bubba_Leroy

[Vendome]

Eye Bleach

[ponygirl]

Comment from that site:

"I'm a 30" waist so I purchased medium. The product works well and my only problem is that my tool is large. It wasn't until I had been on hormones for several months until my testes shrank enough to give a smooth appearance. I had to wear the gaff low and the thong pulled back to avoid irritation and marks on the penis head from the central seem of the garment. I'd like to see the seem moved father back to accommodate the well endowed."

SMH.

[machogirl]

Glad I wasn’t drinking when I read this.

[longfellow]

NOW THAT IS A MAN.

[karnage]

Exactly so.

[cpdiii]

You have save my eye sight with your eye bleach. Thank You.

[kaehurowing]

Freak