I’m reminded of a MAD magazine article from my childhood.,
A spoof on Johnathan Livingston Seagull.
It was a picture of a park, if I recall. Standard park bench, sidewalk, trees, statue. Lots of bird poop. And signs everywhere saying “ Johnathan Livingston Seagull was here”. “And here”. “And here”.
I’m going to bed. Singing poisoning pigeons in the park to my teddy bear. ;)