[Disambiguator]

“The Everett Police Department and I would like to reiterate our strong opposition to crime in Everett."

Actually, the police department likes crime. Otherwise they have no reason to exist.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Just get them to admit that. Actually, I live in a more or less crime free town. We don’t even have speed traps. The police exist to keep the state police out.