Dear Donald Trump: For Next Time, Say This.

Original Content | 8/10/2015 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

Here's how I would have handled MeGynocology Kelly's question. I feel it was a missed opportunity for Trump:

KELLY: Mr. Trump, one of the things people love about you is you speak your mind and you don’t use a politician’s filter. However, that is not without its downsides, in particular, when it comes to women. You’ve called women you don’t like “fat pigs, dogs, slobs, and disgusting animals.” Your Twitter account has several disparaging comments about women’s looks. You once told a contestant on Celebrity Apprentice it would be a pretty picture to see her on her knees. Does that sound to you like the temperament of a man we should elect as president, and how will you answer the charge from Hillary Clinton, who was likely to be the Democratic nominee, that you are part of the war on women?

TRUMP: (Pauses) (Glares at Kelly)

TRUMP: Really? *THAT* is your first question for me? REALLY??? We have Iran about to get a nuclear weapon, and Obama helping it along... we have a massive invasion by illegal aliens who kill women on piers in Sanctuary Cities... we've got a crappy economy where jobs are being lost by the millions, Obamacare destroying the medical profession, China owning us in trade agreements, Obama bypassing Constitutional laws and restrictions .... and your main concern is if I called a woman UGLY???!? (momentary pause)

TRUMP: Yes, I called a woman ugly. Next question please. And lets make the next one actually one that affects Americans!

(WILD APPLAUSE)

[Lazamataz]

Standard Trump Disclaimer: I don't support Trump as the nominee, I am suspicious of his former leanings. I *do* however, support Trump upsetting the Elitist Applecart.

[Genoa]

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 3m3 minutes ago Oh really, check out innocent @megynkelly discussion on @HowardStern show 5 years ago--I am the innocent (pure) one!http://www.newsmax.com/Headline/megyn-kelly-howard-stern-sex-talk-donald-trump/2015/08/09/id/669255/ … 103 retweets 161 favorites

[Maceman]

You got MY vote!

Laz or lose!!

[albie]

That would have been a great comeback, no doubt. The applause would’ve been deafening. His “sick of PC” response was also good and it helped change the tone on the debate. Others had to take off gloves.

[prisoner6]

WILD APPLAUSE!!!!

[Ditter]

Very good Laz!

[smokingfrog]

He should have just said “Ask me a series question and I’ll tell you how a moose bit my sister.”

[painter]

Home Run!!

[TexasCajun]

I understand the next Debate The Moderators will be over at CNN.

I also learned last week that 'Red State', Erick Erickson, is a racist. ...not allowing Ben Carson on his bus.

[jjsheridan5]

Close, but not quite.

Better response: screw you, Megyn, and the cotton pony you rode in on.

[Texas Eagle]

Does that sound to you like the temperament of a man we should elect as president, and how will you answer the charge from Hillary Clinton, who was likely to be the Democratic nominee, that you are part of the war on women?

I had forgotten that that was part of her soliloquy/question.

Answer to Hitlery on The War on Women?

She who headed up the Bimbo Eruption squad to protect her philandering/molesting/raping husband?

She who stood silently by while her husband's surrogates like James Carville referred to her husband's victims as trailer park trash?

She who laughed while recounting how she defended a pervert who molested a 12 year old girl?

[don-o]

There is a deep well of resentment against the talking heads of all varieties....Never forget that they are first of all entertainers. ALL of them.

Exposing their banality at every opportunity is music to my ears.

[JoeProBono]

[Lazamataz]

He should have just said “Ask me a series question and I’ll tell you how a moose bit my sister.”

Wouldn't have worked. MeGynocology would have responded: "Stuned! I have to go wash my beebers. I'll be in the shower."

[Diana in Wisconsin]

This post deserves a Sandwich! :)

[OwenKellogg]

[Just mythoughts]

Trump could advocate a new government agency and call it the Department for Rags. Offer the position of Secretary of Rags to Carly. Purpose of agency end the liberal war on women.

[Lazamataz]

Finally! Post Sammich!

[smokingfrog]

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[Lazamataz]

I would put my whatever in her whatever.