Posted on 08/05/2015 7:56:31 PM PDT by Libloather
As this next election season kicks into full gear and becomes a tidal wave of slimy politics, moronic commentary, and gaffe-centric news cycles, we’re all likely to think: What does any of this matter? We’re all going to die one day, so screw it, why waste time caring so deeply about something so futile?
One anonymous American seems to have recognized the farcical nature of partisan politics. But instead of whining about it in a blog post, he filed with the Federal Election Commission to run for president in 2016. Under the name “Deez Nuts.”
It’s not that difficult to file an FEC Form 2 to declare your candidacy, so on Sunday, Mr. Nuts submitted the proper paperwork and became an official candidate for office, running as an Independent. The campaign is registered to an address in rural Wallington, Iowa.
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...But when he faces Mike Hunt will he slap him around a little?
I expect the Mods to pull this post in...3...2...1
For balance, he could add Boehner to the ticket. It would be the Deez Nuts/No Nuts campaign.
I guess if Heb Bush gets the nomination, I will have to pick from this guy or A cat named Limberbutt McCubbins who has also filed.
You mean the Weeping Boner ?
Could someone file under the name “Hillary Isa Criminal”?
Don’t forget Flocka Flocka Flame!
He was an early candidate.
GROUND CONTROLLER: You don't appear to have flight clearance.
CAT: You're the ground controller?
GROUND CONTROLLER: Please state your name and clearance code.
CAT: Reality sucks!
GROUND CONTROLLER: Your name's Reality Sucks? (LAUGHS) One second, Mr. Sucks. Just checking my clearance list.
LISTER: Just do another smegging dance and we'll go.
CAT: Dance?! With her, I'd have trouble walking! I'm powering up.
GROUND CONTROLLER: Come back, Mr. Sucks! Come back!
I saw something like 150 Democrats and 200 Republicans filed for the upcoming election for President....along with many 3rd party types..
“Big” Dick Hertz looked good, but he was in, then out until he pulled out for good.
We need someone with ‘staying power’: a grower, not a show-er to work closely with Deez Nuts.
Bofa/Deez Nuts in ‘16!
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