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He mostly goes for women with curves

Especially when they've been dead for 500+ years.

"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That’s a good-looking mummy"
--Bill Clinton, looking at an [apprx 550-year-old] Incan mummy ("Mummy Juanita") at the National Geographic museum

Mummy Juanita:
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mummy_Juanita

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"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That’s a good-looking mummy" --Bill Clinton, looking at an [apprx 550-year-old] Incan mummy ("Mummy Juanita") at the National Geographic museum

Are you sure that wasn't Laz? (sorry man, I couldn't resist)