Human corpse in street turns out to be brisket

http://boingboing.net ^ | Jul 27, 2015 | Rob Beschizza

[Rebelbase]

Tina Lin, compiling local police reports for The Andover Townsman of Massachussets, reports that "A caller from North Main Street reported at 12:38 p.m. that there was an item on the side of the road that looked like a torso."

Fortunately, Lin adds, 'The responding officer reported that “it was a brisket.”'

Less fortunate, however, was a local resident who reported that "someone is beeping a horn when they drive by her house.”

[MrB]

Uncle Owen! Aunt Beru!

[ShadowAce]

No--It was a brisket that has self-identified as a human being.

Racist!!

[T-Bone Texan]

CisBrisket?

I’m not putting that in my mouth, Bruce!