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State Trooper: I Feed Bigfoots and They Have a Language
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Posted on 07/25/2015 11:18:36 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: ETL
Leave the wookie alone. It is a national treasure.
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posted on
07/25/2015 12:13:20 PM PDT
by
Louis Foxwell
(This is a wake up call. Join the Sultan Knish ping list.)
To: BenLurkin
I think they may be a primitive human species that we know very little about. They appear to me very intelligent.Well, that certainly puts the kibosh on the theory that Bigfoot sightings are actually just Michael Moore sightings...
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posted on
07/25/2015 12:15:15 PM PDT
by
Zeppo
("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
To: BenLurkin
Beef Jerky-talk about your product placement!
To: ETL; dead
To: Dr. Ursus
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posted on
07/25/2015 12:18:31 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Mariner
"You mean where marihuana is legal now and readily available?" they sell it in the state liquor stores. Now there's a combination, Wild Turkey and hi-test ganja. You'd see bigfoot too.
No, it's not sold in state liquor stores. We did away with state liquor stores here several years ago. As far as the wacky tobacky, it's available at state licensed pot shops, and also pretty much unregulated "medical" marijuana shops that are virtually everywhere. Find a thoroughfare with used car dealers, bars, strip joints and coffe kiosks (Washington, so like I said, everywhere) and you'll find multiple "medical" Mary Jane shops.
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
07/25/2015 12:26:22 PM PDT
by
Vaquero
( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: 353FMG
Yeah but their are more students of English in China than there are in the United States.
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posted on
07/25/2015 12:27:54 PM PDT
by
epluribus_2
(he had the best mom - ever.)
To: ETL
Its like watching a Predator eat one of those Alien impregnator things...if one could eat one of them...
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posted on
07/25/2015 12:32:58 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: BenLurkin; StayAt HomeMother; Ernest_at_the_Beach; decimon; 1010RD; 21twelve; 24Karet; ...
There's a real tabloid feel to this one. Thanks BenLurkin.
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posted on
07/25/2015 12:34:12 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(What do we want? REGIME CHANGE! When do we want it? NOW)
To: Crim
Was that eddie murphy or robin williams?
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posted on
07/25/2015 12:35:25 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
07/25/2015 12:42:16 PM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(I'll vote for Jeb when Terri Schiavo endorses him.)
To: Vaquero
To: eartrumpet
“Size 8, but they have their own sizing system.”
Equivalent to size 23 Triple F, with a Quad F heel.
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posted on
07/25/2015 12:45:51 PM PDT
by
Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
(Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
To: Kartographer
Many people claim that the structure on the top of his head is hair; I claim it is his skull. Ancient astronaut theorists agree.
To: BenLurkin
I do not try and take their picture or bother them in anyway.
How hard is that? Wear a GoPro.
To: Louis Foxwell
A buttonhole video camera should do it. Worked on Planned Parenthood!
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posted on
07/25/2015 1:16:11 PM PDT
by
Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
(Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
What? You do not care about bigfoot souls?
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posted on
07/25/2015 1:26:16 PM PDT
by
Louis Foxwell
(This is a wake up call. Join the Sultan Knish ping list.)
To: BenLurkin
Okay folks break out all your innuendos, insinuations and/or outright insults. This may not qualify as a deathbed statement, but I’m so old and sick it should be.
I’ve seen a “Bigfoot!”
Several years ago I was trying to sight in a rifle in the mountains of northern Oregon. I had a target set up and was getting into position to fire a set of prone shots when I heard an odd squeal from behind me. I had on a set of earmuffs to protect my ears but the sound came through anyway. My first thought was “that’s the strangest elk call I’ve ever heard.” I rolled over a bit and looked in the direction the sound had come from and saw a humanoid figure about 7 feet tall standing fifty feet away. It looked at me then down the road I driven in on, then back at me. I couldn’t see any external genitalia but it acted male. We stared at each other for a few moments then it made another short sound and disappeared into the brush. I cannot know for certain, but I believe it had family nearby and was concerned for their safety.
After he was gone, I gave up any effort to hold my rifle steadily and went home. I did look at the brush where he had passed by and found no tell-tale tufts of hair nor were there any footprints - only my racing heart. As I drove down the mountain I reflected on the fact that - had he had any intention of harming me - I would never have known what had hit me. Ergo, he was a peaceful being.
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posted on
07/25/2015 1:34:07 PM PDT
by
oldfart
To: BenLurkin
“He reports he was so close to them that he was able to catch some of their language in two different occasions.”
When he was in the woods picking psilocybin mushrooms. :-)
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posted on
07/25/2015 1:37:16 PM PDT
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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