F--- a duck!
To: Citizen Zed
This reminds me of a parody from Rush Limbaugh.
“Swerved to miss a baby duck, got run over by a produce truck.
In a Yugo”.
Sung to the tune of “In the ghetto” by Elvis/
2 posted on
07/23/2015 6:38:04 PM PDT by
rikkir
(Anyone still believe the 8/08 Atlantic cover wasn't 100% accurate?)
To: Citizen Zed
Lt. Tiffani Nielson — horrible speciesism on display there, Lt. Who gave you the right to determine if the life of one species is more important than another? DUCK LIVES MATTER!!
3 posted on
07/23/2015 6:39:23 PM PDT by
ProtectOurFreedom
(For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not, no explanation is possible)
To: Citizen Zed
It sad when we NEED a directive...to augment the frail nearly non existent sense....that we used to refer to as COMMON
4 posted on
07/23/2015 6:39:49 PM PDT by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: Citizen Zed
Alternate Headline: Minnesota State Patrol clucks about ducks luck.
To: Citizen Zed
I brake for animals. I swerve for animals. Not so much for Dim’s.
7 posted on
07/23/2015 6:48:33 PM PDT by
Nuc 1.1
(Nuc 1 Liberals aren't Patriots. Remember 1789!)
To: Citizen Zed
paging PETA..
pick up the snail darter gizzard phone...
To: Citizen Zed
If you’re driving in northern Minnesota and there is a moose in the road, it is wise to do everything in your power to avoid hitting it.
9 posted on
07/23/2015 6:56:32 PM PDT by
CommerceComet
(Ignore the GOP-e. Cruz to victory in 2016.)
To: Citizen Zed
A bird can do considerable damage to a car windshield.
10 posted on
07/23/2015 6:57:38 PM PDT by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
To: Citizen Zed
A duck is one thing but Bullwinkle might be worthy of trying to avoid.
11 posted on
07/23/2015 6:58:43 PM PDT by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(It's a shame nobama truly doesn't care about any of this. Our country, our future, he doesn't care)
To: Citizen Zed
Maybe swerve if possible, but not into oncoming traffic....?
12 posted on
07/23/2015 7:00:39 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Citizen Zed
Why are they trying to commit suicide by Toyota? In all seriousness, I would still try my best to avoid hitting any wildlife. The bigger they are, the harder they are on your auto insurance.
15 posted on
07/23/2015 7:07:53 PM PDT by
bigredkitty1
(March 5,2010. Rest in peace, sweet boy. I will miss you, Big Red.)
To: Citizen Zed
Wonder how many dogs Lt. Nielson has shot.
I'm not gonna’ run over any living creature if I can help it. And if you rear end me, your insurance company will have a problem.
16 posted on
07/23/2015 7:13:34 PM PDT by
Forgotten Amendments
(Peace On Earth! Purity of Essence! McCain/Ripper 2016)
To: Citizen Zed
Learned my lesson on this many years ago, in Drivers Ed. I stopped on a blind hill to avoid hitting a dog. The instructor, also our wrestling coach, punched me in the shoulder and screamed for me to hit the dog rather than get rear ended. He was a strong guy - I never forgot it.
17 posted on
07/23/2015 7:16:21 PM PDT by
Some Fat Guy in L.A.
(Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite it's unfashionability)
To: Citizen Zed
Certain times of year I harvest at least a couple of bunnies every week on my commute. I will take minor steps to avoid them, but that’s it.
I’ve picked a few birds out of my grill as well.
19 posted on
07/23/2015 7:28:25 PM PDT by
cuban leaf
(The US will not survive the obama presidency. The world may not either.)
To: Citizen Zed
The exception is deer. If you are in a car you do not want to hit a deer.
It is not a matter of the deer's life, it is a matter of Bambi coming though your windshield.
20 posted on
07/23/2015 7:29:59 PM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
To: Citizen Zed
It’s like my driving instructor said...If you’re driving down the street and little Fluffy darts in front of you, and there’s another car coming....SMOKE FLUFFY!
26 posted on
07/23/2015 7:46:36 PM PDT by
dfwgator
To: Citizen Zed
30 posted on
07/23/2015 8:09:34 PM PDT by
editor-surveyor
(Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
To: Citizen Zed
It’s almost an autonomic response to attempt to avoid hitting anything that that suddenly appears in the road.
To: Citizen Zed
Judging from the 100 yard long red stains accented by bits of fur along some eastern NC highways I’ve driven during the fall of the year I’d say as a rule truckers don’t slow down for deer.
37 posted on
07/23/2015 8:25:53 PM PDT by
Rebelbase
( NASCAR 2015: "Bootlegger to boot licker"--FReeper Crim)
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