Tuesday, July 21, 2015 3:48:44 PM · by snarkpup · 17 replies
The Register ^ | 21 Jul 2015 at 12:32 | Lewis Page
Posted on 07/21/2015 2:31:06 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Hurry before they eat all the penguins.
Just one thing though, as you said, there's more of them now than there ever was in World History!
That's why God gave me these chompers I got.
They shred meat better than they crush vegetation.
And, God gave me a brain good enough to figure out how to make an instrument to not only kill the sucker, but to render it into small enough pieces that I could eat it more comfortably.
And use it's fur to keep me warm.
Ain't God great?
My burger killed a snail darter the other day. It was a vicious attack. Unprovoked. So I made the burger sit in the corner.
Then we had ice cream.
To set the record straight Polar Bears are amazing swimmers who have adapted to life on melting ice sheets.
They have an innate sense of direction that allows them to navigate to an and they can swim for very long distances and time without ever touching dry land.
There is documentation that polar bears can swim for at least nine straight days in the open ocean while swimming a distance of 500 miles through the open ocean.
They also can hunt while swimming in the water.
Broken and melting ice sheets are the polar bears favorite habitat because there are seals and other marine life concentrated in the areas where the ice sheet has broken up and there is open water.
Polar bears caught on an open ice sheet have nothing to eat and will eventually starve if they can't find a break in the ice.
“Killed him a bar’ when he was only three. Ham...Hamburgler..king of the wild front grill!”
Globull warming! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! someday
When the bison herds were devastated over the following two decades, the area experienced some of the coldest temperatures in recorded history. What's the connection?
Yes. My cooking is just that bad ...
I once shot a 6’ black bear right in the throat with my wingmaster.the slug flattened and bounced right back out. It killid him though!
Melting? The LIES these greenie weenies tell!
Barf alert next time, please.
Why should they care about polar bears?
Aren’t polar bears white?/
Being that Polar bears are increasing, I would say no.
Absolutely right. Polar bears are also known as marine bears.
Once shot a Bison right thru the neck with a 30 375. Took a front end loader and 5 razor sharp knives to dress him.
And yes we ate him!
What would I do for Klondike bear?
Soon, the climate change fanatics will be claiming that climate change is melting the ice glaciers on the Moon, thus endangering the Moonbeams, Mooncalves and Moonbats.
Moonfishes have already disappeared from the pools in moon craters. Moonflowers no longer cling to the crater edges.
If the climate change scientists can’t get more funding, the Moon will turn into a desolate, lifeless orb circling the Earth.
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