Some people say I look like Kevin Costner if he was old and fat and ugly.
Chin up! Last time I saw Kevin Costner he was old, and ugly.
2 out of 3 ain’t bad.
Tell your wife you are 2/3 of a Hollywood sex symbol!! ;)
I actually had a chance to be in the movie STRIPES with Bill Murray. I was going to be the spatula.
I asked my boss for time off to do the filming. He said that with a face like mine, I could only do animal movies.
Hollywood only calls once, and my cellphone was out of power.