Drill oil pan ...
Pull all valve stems .....
Drill radiator .....
Skunk oil in fresh air vent ....
License tag’s come up missing....
Donate it to charity ....any condition, with or without title....
Drag it off to the hunting lease and turn it into a deer blind...
Pull the lug nuts and replace the hubcaps ...
Hotwire it and give it to the local meth head ...
Give it to your ex wife and tell her your sorry ...
Put NAACP and LaRaza, cops suck bumper stickers all over it....
Give it to your daughters boyfriend and let bygones be gone....
Throw open cans of sardines and tuna under the seats ...its summer...
Epoxy all the locks ....
Borrow a buddies 1 ton diesel dualie truck and make a drag toy out of the car...
Stick the owners water hose in the cars window and make him a fish bowl and a monster water bill...
WD 40 the brake drums / discs ....
Call the police about abandoned property on your property ....
Hide it in you garage ...
In the winter put a lawn sprinkler on the roof and tell him you’ll rent him a ice pick for 100$....
You’ll think of something ....:o)